Unsaturate my soul, Oh God.
Grant me clean breath,
a shiny floor
and hemorrhoids
that shrink without surgery.
Decaffeinate my life, Oh Lord.
Flame broil my hamburgers
and render my laundry
a soft, wrinkle-free white.
Now I lay me down to sleep
aided by these two
powerful, fast-acting tablets,
available without a prescription.
And if I die before I wake,Publish Post
I'm in good hands with All-State.
Give me a shock-free ride,
as smooth as Christ's walk across the water.
Accept no substitutes.
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