Curse Mr. Ford's four-wheeled contraption.
I drive it;
then it drives me
to the gasoline station
to the gasoline station
and...
to the gasoline station.
It drives me also to the repair shop
to the muffler shop, to the transmission shop,
where I am in the hands of the repairmen,
angry gods, who dazzle me with blazing repair bills
and the destruction of starters, manifolds,
carburetors, great whatyouraters and small thingalators;
things with powerful names and expensive parts
which will not let me drive again.
And I must sign the authorized bill
on the authorized dotted line
and pay with the properly authorized, no-bounce check
or cash only, because the shop does not take checks
or I will be in eternal plastic debt,
which I still am, for I will drive again
to be driven again
to the gasoline station.
There, many men, like me, are waiting
in vehicles, like mine,
and they are drive again to lines
which are like the lines today
and we will curse Mr. Ford and Mr. Chrysler
and Mr. Plymouth and their four-wheeled contraptions
another day.

1 comment:
Or, more accurately, "A Schlamozzle's Lament," with Mr. Ford being the schlameel.
Anyway, happy b-day!
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